You are here for one of two reasons. The first is that Google somehow ferreted this page out and you were unlucky enough to click the link and land here without any idea of the danger you are in. If that’s the case, stop now – you can’t unsee what awaits.
If you actually typed this address in after seeing WMCZ’s video for the 2014 Saskatoon Corporate Challenge then we don’t know what to say. We’re sorry for the 3 minutes of your life you lost watching the video. We’re sorry to subject you to some of the most atrocious chroma-key effects this side of a small market weathercast. It’s for a good cause, of course, but the collateral damage is immense.
Since you’re in this far you are presumably aware of the risks. If you are interested in the lyrics that went along with the video, here they are. We’re not sure what some of them mean either.
And if you’re wondering why they’re in jail, here’s the back story:
Dodgeball dodgin’, lyrical massagin’
Skillz so dope – we roped Vince Vaughn in
Pass, throw, catch, with the Morpheus Remix
Balls like bullets, we be dodgin’ like Matrix
We were born in the alley from the gutter do we rally
Lunging for points with my homie, Bill Murray
Motion to strike, we’re familiar with the frame
Hear our pins drop…. HATE THE GAME!
Our trivial knowledge is divine
What’s pi? 3.14159
As we burn through the Qs, you’ll just ogle
And think “dang, their brains are better than Google!”
To the lake we make our wake in canoe
With oars do we board with speed like Shamu
Sharp like Deep Blue with claws like a lobster
We be pinchin’ competition like an Erindale mobster
It’s the Corporate…. CHALLENGE!
Six days. Hard plays. Fundraise. Big praise
Rep preppin’, straight thuggin’ all year just the crush
(sung:) The Corporate Challenge, ah ahhhh
Vote up, not down. Share around. Toon town.
Yo, you gotta let us out; we ain’t sick in the head
Or we’re gonna break out WMCZ!
Lookin all sick in our jerseys, as we step on the scene
Raisin’ so many “Bordens”, people think it obscene
Dropped clothes to the “CL”, and the picture looks tight
Man, my blood was so fly, begged me to donate twice
Hear the O-course event is all shrouded in secrecy
Run, jump, pedal problem solve? (Man, that’s easy)
Y’all be running around all mad and frantic
Main thing this year: someone’s gotta beat Stantec